Sunday, April 8, 2007

A Dog's Guide to Literature

So Books-on-Tape, so CDs and iPods, okay?

Life on the Mississippi:Enough to make a grown dog cry.

Anne of Green Gables: So I have a sentimental streak, so sue me.

For Whom the Bell Tolls:I pee on the tree of thy mother.

Pride and Prejudice: She is a way cool observer; could almost be a dog.

The Fountainhead: Boring.

The Loved One: A classic. Ghost written, dictated, really, by a Border Collie.

To Kill a Mocking Bird:Old Harper's got one fine ear.

Fear of Flying:I don't like designer dogs or designer books.

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