1. McDonald's Dog and Cat Hospital on lower Milpas Street, Santa Barbara, CA--this is the standard by which all other dumb places are judged. There can be no number two on this list because this place is dumb beyond measure, setting an insurmountable chasm, a Sargasso Sea, a fucking Bermuda Triangle between numbers one and two on any scale.
3. The hospital where Boss stayed three and a quarter years ago is pretty dumb, too. Same results; we didn't get to see one another.
4. The Arlington Theater on State and Anapamu, downtown Santa Barbara, because I think all movie theaters are pretty dumb.
5. Pep Boys, State and Haley Streets. Have you ever seen a Pep Boys anywhere that wasn't dumb?
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