Sally: Q & A

Q: Why are you so protective about the back seat of Boss's car?

A: It is my portable work/rest room. It is my office. I want it to smell right and have close to paw things that get me through the day. A scrap of bone, a bit of pastrami from Art's deli, a Milk-Bone.

Q: You were once heard to observe that you could quickly identify in a room of humans those who were so-called dog people. What do you look for?

A: Do they like going for walks? Are they likely to share food? Do they like adventure? Do they like to play?

Q: What is your least favorite trait in humans?

A: Their tendency to want to get us to do dumb tricks? Roll over! Please! Their seemingly inexhaustible urge to want to dress us in dumb things. Their never-ending attempts to get us to pee on newspapers.

Q: What thing do you most wish humans would learn?

A: Listen, we all know humans would be of better temperment if they learned to chew grass. Dogs know that plugged-up humans are no fun to be around.