More Q & A:

Q: You've made your preference clear for sandwiches from Art's Deli in Studio City. What is your second favorite food?

A: Anything stolen from a cat.

Q: Where is your favorite place to throw up?

A: The new carpeting in the Community Room of the Montecito, CA library.

Q: You've been up early these past few mornings, barking at coyotes. Any reason?

A: Listen, someone has to look out for them.

Q: There are those at the hot tub of the Montecito Y who think you use Donald Trump as a role model.

A: You're fired.

Q: Do you have a role model?

A: Should have fired you last week. I'm an Australian Cattle Dog-Aussie Shepherd mix. I don't need no stinking role model.